After Round Two of the second Democratic Presidential Primary debate, we’ve now seen what all the candidates… we think, there would really be no way of knowing; things get a little fuzzy in the “nondescript white guy” section of the group. A sum total of 25 candidates—TWENTY. FIVE—have taken the stage to give their best talking points on why they should be the one most likely to beat Donald Trump in the 2020 general election.
There are a litany of issues upon which you, an informed voter, can decide which candidate’s ideas most closely align with your own, but we here at Sprudge are a single-issue voting bloc. And that issue is coffee. For us it’s simple. What coffee do they drink? Do I like that coffee? Does another candidate drink a coffee I like more?
That’s why we here at Sprudge have created this handy dandy quiz to help you figure out what Democratic candidate coffee order you truly are, deep down in your very soul, thus revealing your one true hopeful. Sure, we all want to be an Elizabeth Warren of a Julian Castro, but somebody’s gotta Buttigieg. Maybe that someone is you. Take the quiz and find out!
What’s your favorite color?
What’s your favorite film genre?
Is this a picture of two people kissing or a candlestick?
Two people kissing
What healthcare option appeals to you?
Medicare For All
Medicare For America
Medicare For Most
Medicare For Some
Medicare With Some Caveats
Medicare, Eventually, For Most, Then All, But It’ll Take Some Time, Ehhh You Get It, This Campaign Ain’t Free
What emoji do you use the most to describe politics on coffee blogs?
Pick a cartoon that appeals to you the most:
Dexter from Dexter’s Laboratory
Ren from Ren & Stimpy
Jem from Jem & The Holograms
Lisa from The Simpsons
If you could pull the plug on one social media website, which one would it be?
What is your preferred Pop Tart flavor?
Brown Sugar Cinnamon
What’s your least favorite holiday?
St. Patricks Day
National Cold Brew Day
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