Which Democratic Candidate’s Coffee Order Are You?

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After Round Two of the second Democratic Presidential Primary debate, we’ve now seen what all the candidates… we think, there would really be no way of knowing; things get a little fuzzy in the “nondescript white guy” section of the group. A sum total of 25 candidates—TWENTY. FIVE—have taken the stage to give their best talking points on why they should be the one most likely to beat Donald Trump in the 2020 general election.

There are a litany of issues upon which you, an informed voter, can decide which candidate’s ideas most closely align with your own, but we here at Sprudge are a single-issue voting bloc. And that issue is coffee. For us it’s simple. What coffee do they drink? Do I like that coffee? Does another candidate drink a coffee I like more? 

That’s why we here at Sprudge have created this handy dandy quiz to help you figure out what Democratic candidate coffee order you truly are, deep down in your very soul, thus revealing your one true hopeful. Sure, we all want to be an Elizabeth Warren of a Julian Castro, but somebody’s gotta Buttigieg. Maybe that someone is you. Take the quiz and find out!

What’s your favorite color?

Blue

Purple

Red

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Wrong!

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What’s your favorite film genre?

Horror

Psychological Horror

Horror/Thriller

Sci-Fi Horror

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Wrong!

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Is this a picture of two people kissing or a candlestick?

Candlestick

Two people kissing

Both

Correct!
Wrong!

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What healthcare option appeals to you?

Medicare

Medicare For All

Medicare For America

Medicare For Most

Medicare For Some

Medicare With Some Caveats

Medicare, Eventually, For Most, Then All, But It’ll Take Some Time, Ehhh You Get It, This Campaign Ain’t Free

Correct!
Wrong!

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What emoji do you use the most to describe politics on coffee blogs?

👀

🔮

☕️

😠

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Wrong!

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Pick a cartoon that appeals to you the most:

Dexter from Dexter’s Laboratory

Ren from Ren & Stimpy

Jem from Jem & The Holograms

Lisa from The Simpsons

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Wrong!

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If you could pull the plug on one social media website, which one would it be?

Facebook

LinkedIn

Instagram

Twitter

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What is your preferred Pop Tart flavor?

Unfrosted Strawberry

S’mores

Wild Zazzberry

Brown Sugar Cinnamon

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Wrong!

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What’s your least favorite holiday?

Thanksgiving

St. Patricks Day

Halloween

National Cold Brew Day

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Wrong!

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